The Secret Life of Daydreams

2009

November 142
October 301
September 325
August 40
July 168
June 96
May 107
April 27
March 103
February 353
January 354

2008

December 573
November 197
October 25
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
eatsleepdraw: ladamania.tumblr.com (colored version...
Dec 12th
reallykatie: aliexplainsitall: I’m obsessed.  Please...
Dec 9th
pwnator: szymon: Street Fighter Poses in real life
Dec 9th
brightlywound: justbesplendid:
Dec 9th
lickystickypickyme: (via haveabeagle) Normally I don’t...
Dec 9th
brightlywound: fuckyeahbeards:...
Dec 9th
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: Mmmm Brandon Boyd. He’s...
Dec 9th
captainkirk: hmizzle: ohemgeeitsjory: ...
Dec 9th
captainkirk: intuitiveaptitude: ...
Dec 8th
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: His name is fucking...
Dec 8th
fuckyeahblackbeauties: bghs:yoitsvanessa:chanel iman.
Dec 6th
fuckyeahblackbeauties: i-lovebeingblack:(via...
Dec 6th
fuckyeahblackbeauties: Arlenis Sosa by Camilla Akrans for...
Dec 6th
fuckyeahblackbeauties: Arlenis Sosa by Camilla Akrans for...
Dec 6th
unthoughtknown: (via woohalrightyeah)
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
apeasnpickleslife: fuckyeahdisneysongs: If I Never Knew You - Pocahontas
Dec 6th
(via inothernews)
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
kari-shma: Kanye West ft. Adam Levine | Heard ‘em say
Dec 6th

Dear santa you are a bitch nigga

fatalextraction: teesnuts: Scratch that Dear santa you are a bitch ass nigga!
Dec 6th
captainkirk: angelcondom: skepticalsmurf: That John...
Dec 6th
irishtexan: fromheaven: (via chelabailey) all true.
Dec 6th
captainkirk: angelcondom: 1967impala: snhero: ...
Dec 6th
switchblades: ...
Dec 6th

Mr. Smooshy

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Dear sir, I am from Nigeria and I have a business proposal for you.
You: lolololol
You: watchu wanna say?
You: and i'm definitely not a sir thank you
Stranger: You see there is this very famous man here, the presidents crown prince's brother who has a very large sum of money that must be transfered to the U.S.
You: oh wow. ok
You: well how much to you need?
You: yo ima need u to answer quicker
Stranger: Basically, what we would do is transfer the money into your bank account there in the U.S., and then withdraw it to another account, leaving you say.... 50,000 dollars to do with as you please.
You: for serious
You: aww that's nice
Stranger: As a gesture of good faith and thanking for the priviledge.
You: ok what do i need to do?
Stranger: We need a copy of your social security number, telephone number...
Stranger: address, and bank routing number for your account.
Stranger: So we know where to send the money, of course.
You: unfortunately i'm nota US citizen, and i jumped the fence form mexiko
You: so. . . i dont got none a those
Stranger: The address to your house, matress, burro, and 17 children will also be accepted.
You: i dont live in a house
You: i live right outside your window
Stranger: The presidents crown prince's brother also enjoys funny hats.
You: so those random things that go missing?
You: they're mine now
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: YOU GIVE ME BACK MR. SMOOSHY RIGHT NOW
Stranger: COCKSUCKER
You: oh you gettin mad now huh?
Stranger: I cannot have bathtime fun without my precious Mr. Smooshy
You: das what you get for emptying your chamber pot on me
Stranger: Its not like it made you smell worse.
You: and if you tryna go, i don't fight fair
You: ima bust ur ass infronta all ur africano amicos
Stranger: All I ask is that you return Mr. Smooshy to me, unharmed.
Stranger: There is no need for the situation to devolve into violence.
You: mr smooshy doesn't think so
Stranger: Is he there with you now??
Stranger: LET HIM TALK TO ME.
Stranger: .............
Stranger: please?
You: he thinks i shud kick ur ass, steal the 50,000 and get him that sex change he's always wanted
Stranger: But he already HAS the girl and the boy parts..
You: he wants to be my mrs. smooshy
Stranger: That's w-.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: You bastard
You: he told me he doesnt wanna talk to you
Stranger: I don't want to talk to HIM.
You: he hates ur gut and he hopes you walkin front of a train
Stranger: Fuck him, and fuck you, and fuck The Game.
Stranger: You just lost.
You: *sniff* what did The Game ever do to you?
Stranger: Left me all alone D:
You: lol
You: ur funni
Stranger: My presence is also required elsewhere!
Dec 6th

Ummm. . . No words.

Stranger: so have you gotten any pics from girls on here yet?
You: im not a dude or lesbian so i wouldnt want to
You: u?
Stranger: I got one but she was ugly
You: aww dam
Stranger: WAAAAAIIIIIT
Stranger: you're a girl?
You: yea
You: lol
You: u thot i was a dude?
Stranger: Thats whats up, I dont quite believe you but it awesome if your not lying
Dec 6th
srsly: Omg the  Skins cast on FHM!
Dec 4th
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s Dean Winchester. Not...
Dec 3rd
reallykatie: simple pleasure: eating the tiny little pods...
Dec 3rd
iammattjordan: (via supersonicelectronic) ha!
Dec 3rd
pineappleupsidedown: fuckyeahjennaushkowitz:(via gleeks)
Dec 3rd
littlemiss: FACT :).
Dec 3rd
“It’s Okay, I don’t even cry all I think about is a memory...”
— LAND OF TALK - it’s okay (via...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
fuckyeahbabyanimals: brimichelle: (via) For you. BRB OVERDOSING ON ADORABLE
Dec 3rd
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s Marky Mark! You’ve...
Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
omerm: Land of Talk - It’s Okay
Dec 2nd
Listen Listen
bghs: Musiq SoulChild-Just Friends
Dec 2nd

#383

achoiceinthematter: Someone who likes my insane curly hair.
Dec 1st
themainedaily: erichalvorsen: An Evening With Garrett:...
Dec 1st